We had a science lesson in homeschool this morning. Breathing. Oxygen in. CO2 out.
What is breath? Air. But what *is* it? Molecules! Yes! What's a molecule? Atoms! Yes!
What's an atom? Energy balls! yeah! Does our breath touch other people? Yes! What uses our leftover breath? Plants! Yes!
What does energy do? It moves everywhere! Yes! It gives and takes. Yes. Does our breath, then, have an effect on people too? Yes. If it stinks! [lol]
What if it doesn't stink? Does it have an effect? Yes. Do you think if people have happy energy, that our energy can help other people feel happy? Yes. How about if it's not happy. Yes. ::::thoughtful pause all around::::::
Sarah: [huge burp] BRAAAAAWP! [another] BRAAAAAAAWP!
Mom: Excuse you!
Sarah: No!
Mom: Oh?
Sarah: I'm spreading joy with my burps! I can't excuse that! What if I fart?
Orion: That's disgusting!
Sarah: You can't spread joy with farts?
Ben: Laughs out loud. [according to random "autism experts," he's not supposed to be aware enough to *get* the joke.]
Orion: That's disgusting! [as he picks his nose and eats a byproduct.]
Mom: What kind of energy is in that nose???
Orion: Oh Mom. Boogers aren't energy! They're food.
Mom: Food is energy fuel for your body. What's food? Molecules/atoms of energy! Remember?
Orion: Oh yeah! I'm spreading joy to my stomach. Then when I burp 'em up, I'll spread it to the World.
Sarah: That's disgusting!
Orion: What'd I say??! What'd I say?! It's kind to spread joy.
lol
Eructatious Joy!
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Hm. All Annie can think of is:
I wasn't looking,
but somehow you found me,
I tried to hide from your ant-lers.
But like heaven above me,
the spymoose who loved me,
is keeping all his moose secrets
safe tonight.
[apologies to James Bond and Carly Simon]
Welcome from our Weird Wagon to yours!
We 'been dusted by a Moose, spreading random acts of Joy!
Is that you Uncle Harry??
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