Santa practices Evasive Maneuvers, a competition added to the Santa Olympics last year.
It seems that each year, NORAD invites an "Honored Guest" to man the Santa Tracking Satellite Station on Christmas Eve. Last year, President Bush, a little heavy on the, uh, egg nog, hit the panic button and scrambled a couple MIGs, after mistaking Santa's Sleigh for the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Oopsie! Poor George. He's been having some difficult, er, visions this year.
Anyway! After *that* fiasco, we're informed by Reliable Sources that Ringo Starr will be the guest "volunteer" overseeing the NORAD children's festivities this Christmas Eve. Being an experienced narrator for Thomas The Tank Engine - we know that Ringo will do a Fine Job! No Worries, Santa!
The Child Anticipation Level [a.k.a. Mom needs the Tylenol Level] is palpable on this Christmas Eve. It's 7:00 a.m. and we've already visited every Santa Tracking Website in existence. Weather looks clear for tonight and it should be smooth sky sailing for Santa and the Reindeer Team.
Sarah's Holiday Greeting to All:
"Rudolph Leads The Way"
A story for the Children here:
Twas The Night Before Christmas ...
However you celebrate this Holy Night, we wish you Love and Joy. And may all your Dreidels spin clockwise! God Bless Us, Everyone!
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