Here was an odd little article that capped off a weekend of extremely violent weather in the U.S.
No Bull; Front Lawn Cow Could Mean Theft Charge
POSTED: 6:51 am EDT April 12, 2006
UPDATED: 10:40 am EDT April 12, 2006
BARTOW COUNTY -- A Bartow County man with one of Chick-fil-A's famous "eat more chicken cows" in his front yard could face theft charges. One of last weekend’s tornadoes blew two of the fiberglass cows off a billboard in Marietta. Brandon Priest says he was driving on I-75 right after the storm when he noticed one of the damaged cows on the highway, so he picked it up and took it home.
The headless cow has been enjoying a place of honor on Priest’s front lawn ever since. Marietta police say the cow still belongs to Chick-fil-A and the company could press charges against Priest. He doesn't think it's fair that he could be prosecuted. “The way I see it I done them a favor by getting it,” Priest told Channel 2 Action News. “If it's their property and I crashed my car, they probably wouldn't have paid for my car.” Chick-fil-A hasn’t answered calls to find out what the company plans to do about the cow.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/8637930/detail.html
While the chickens and cows duke it out, Annie's thoughts meander to the current discombobulated state of Western Feminism. Sorry -- we just could not help making the association with headless cows. If we could return our culture to a loving, strong, honest, people taking responsibility for self, change VAWA to VAPA [Violence Against People Amendment] truly nurturing state of existence ... Annie would happily, handily, and gladly give up the "right" to vote. You read it here. Yes. She would. If that's all it would take. Far from it, we fear. In the mean time, let this photo be a reminder that there is more than one way to expose the fallacies of "sacred" cows.
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