Associated Press Laura Bush Sees Woman President in Future
By DEB RIECHMANN , 01.13.2006, 03:41 PM
Dig Deb the AP writer's Surname. Heil! If *dat* ain't a synchro sign ... nuttin' is honey. Annie is fuhr-ious with the laughable land that is now called "Der Homeland." Please wake up people. Please. That name was not chosen by the current nefarious powers without careful selection. I am not making up these notions and impressions.
Laura Bush predicted on Friday that the United States soon will have a female president - a Republican, and maybe even Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. "I think it will happen for sure," Mrs. Bush said about a woman in the Oval Office.
Somebody up the Thorazine level ... puh-leeeeze! What? No tea leaves or tossed chicken bones??
Maybe there is something wrong with how my impressions come forward --- but I feel such conniving sneakiness and manipulation around these women. I would trust them less in Presidential positions than I do the current ones. And that's Zilch. 'bout as far as Annie could throw a boulder. Annie could not even budge a boulder. Most women who relish power are more dangerous than most men who do the same. Annie does not want to over-generalize; however, based on the diffuse impressions that she has always experienced in Life --- Annie knows that *something* is dreadfully wrong with this picture. And these women. Annie's impressions frequently lack clarity ... but never importance or intuitively correct vision.
She made the comment in a CNN interview broadcast on Friday, the day before she leaves for Liberia to attend the inauguration of the first female president in Africa.
Annie also noted that Chile has elected its first female president. Forget the Thorazine. Might as well just start the morphine IV drip.
"I think it will happen probably in the next few terms of the presidency in the United States," Mrs. Bush said.
Rice has said she has no desire to be president when President Bush's second term expires, but Mrs. Bush said: "I'd love to see her run. She's terrific."
Just as yum-a-licious as a steaming cowpie on a bed of squirming lice rice. Annie would like to see that run too! Right behind a group of lemmings.
Mrs. Bush leaves Saturday night for Africa where she will visit Ghana and Nigeria to promote education and AIDS treatment after leading the U.S. delegation attending the swearing-in of Liberia's President-elect Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf on Monday in Monrovia.
Oh cripes. A hyphenette.
In another gesture of consolation, Mrs. Bush said that on Thursday she called to offer encouragement to the wife of Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito, Martha-Ann Bomgardner, who left her husband's testy Senate confirmation hearing in tears, eliciting sympathy from senators of both parties.
lol ... and ya'll want to lead a country? Crumpets and tea with Midol cupcakes and fluffy posh Puff tissues!
Mrs. President, er Bush ended the interview as follows:
"But on the other hand, my family has been in politics for a long time and I think you do develop a thick skin. Does it ever not hurt? You know, not really."
Annie does *not* feel your pain Mrs. Bush. You chose the life you lead. When you finish up that Full Moon Circle Jerk, so very close to the African Obelisk, take a closer look at home: America is in deep doo-doo. Covered from sea to shining sea in cowshit. Annie used to wonder if the gleam in your eyes was drug-induced stupor. Now, Annie is fairly certain that it's a hardcore case of power lust. And it stinks big. You go on now gurls .... put down them golden idols and remember that you're no less stringed puppets than the boys you pull around by the nose rings.
Golly -- Annie hopes this hasn't been too too annoying.
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