1/6/06

The Flakes Get Flakier




Just when you think Pat Robertson couldn't get any flakier ...

The lily white outer skin flakes fall again, revealing more of the blistered darkness bubbling underneath. We've got Kellog's Corn in a Bowl! Post Toasties overflowing the milk and honey! Fork tender Scrod on a silver platter! A nut-filled Danish iced and ready to go! Pillsbury crescents lathered with whipped cheese! Smile - Pat Pat's back and in the news.


CNN REPORTS:
"Pat Robertson suggested Thursday that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, which Robertson opposed."

Well, I suppose if Pat had approved of the withdrawal ... the massive stroke of misfortune would have been attributed to Satan or something. Notice the lightning bolt in the hand of Zeus above. I think, Pat, it's time we looked a little closer to home for signs of retribution.

"He was dividing God's land, and I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,'" Robertson told viewers of his long-running television show, "The 700 Club."

Pat Robertson, mixing up the branch for the Tree bumbled:

"God says, 'This land belongs to me, and you'd better leave it alone,'" he said.

oh yeah, Marion Gordon "Pat" Robertson ... Let's see .. your hands set some shaky historical markers in the Land yerself, right?

Charles Ghankay Taylor - Exiled Liberian President and Patty Boy's partner in, er, Land Divisions:

In 1999, Taylor signed a mineral development agreement with Freedom Gold Ltd., a for-profit company chartered in the Cayman Islands, granting it exploration and mining rights in the Bukon Jedeh region of southeastern Liberia, which is believed to have substantial gold reserves. Robertson is the company's president and sole director. If and when Freedom Gold begins to turn a profit, the Liberian government is guaranteed a 10 percent equity interest in the company. 2001Sep21Zaire diamond mining fronts

Yeah yeah Annie knows. God told ya to invest that $ 8 million in mining. We won't *even* cover the Zaire diamond mine ADC coverup.

"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist." -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 14, 1991

Pat ... you really should try to be nicer to yourself. tsk.

Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do when dey come for YOU!

..... pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name. ... and I shouted out "Who Killed The Kennedys".... wasn't it you and me?
Stones --- Sympathy For The Devil

And WHO keeps forking out the collection plate bucks for these idiots to continue their absolute snake oil schemas??? Why ... you and me brothers and sisters. You and me. That's who. Same dodo birds who shelled out the pocket change to create Todd Goldman's Empire in Pink. Buy a shirt on a whim for the Princess? Then you're just as guilty as the one who would pick up a rock and participate in a public stoning. [see past post ... Cultural and Gender Stonings.]








Pat's current residence: Virginia Beach, Virginia.

Tourism is a mainstay of the economy; more than 3 million people visit Virginia Beach each year. Virginia Beach's economy is also supported by four military bases and diverse industries, including agriculture, computer software, engineering, and technical services.

On Pat Pat's CBN Empire and Regent University:

On October 6, 1979, Christian leaders nationwide gathered to dedicate the building at Robertson's Regent University for the purpose of taking the Gospel to the entire world.

uh ... the Entire World? [that's EW for us sheeples.] Mighty lofty. You'd be hard pressed to find a public photo of the Robertson's personal estate out there in Virginia Beach, VA. And that's because he lives right on "campus!" hee-hee!

The Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) and its spin-off operations Rev. M.G. "Pat" Robertson lives on the elegant grounds of CBN, where the "700 Club" show is produced. CBN affiliates include Regent University and a luxury hotel and conference center.

Regent University alone sits on 100 Acres of Mother Earth's primo real estate and is reported to be a "fascinating study of stately Georgian architecture." That's some pomp and circumstance alright. yep.



Pat's Front Door


Pat's Back Door

CNN continues:


"Robertson's show airs on the ABC Family cable network and claims about 1 million viewers daily.

Sharon, 77, clung to life in a Jerusalem hospital Thursday after surgery to treat a severe stroke, his doctors said.

According to The Associated Press, Robertson spokeswoman Angell Watts said of people who criticized the comments: "What they're basically saying is, 'How dare Pat Robertson quote the Bible?'"

How dare Pat Robertson spin his own interpretation to the Bible. "Angell" with 2 L's sputtered:

"This is what the word of God says," Watts told the AP. "This is nothing new to the Christian community."

I dunno, Pat. This may be a little more apt in the realm of omens:


01/06/2006 17:42:32 EST

Landmark Chicago Church Destroyed by Fire By KAREN HAWKINS Associated Press Writer

CHICAGO - Fire destroyed a landmark 1890 church Friday on the city's South Side that played a major role in the development of gospel music in the 1930s. There were no immediate reports of injuries in the blaze that engulfed the Pilgrim Baptist Church. The roaring blaze collapsed the church's roof and gutted its inside.

Designed by the distinguished architect Louis Sullivan and his partner, the church was built between 1890 and 1891 and designated a landmark in 1981.

"It's like hearing a close relative has died or a good friend. It's heartbreaking," said Ned Cramer, curator of the Chicago Architecture Foundation.

The cause of the blaze was not immediately known.

Neighbor Terrance Jackson said he saw men working on the building's roof before the fire.

The building was originally a synagogue but had housed the church since 1922. During the 1930s, the congregation and its longtime music director, Thomas A. Dorsey, were instrumental in the development of gospel music. Among those who sang at the church was Mahalia Jackson, according to the Web site of the city Department of Planning and Development.

Sullivan and Dankmar Adler used the church to experiment with the features that made them famous - such as ornamental designs, vaulted ceilings and amazing acoustics, Cramer said. Adler's father was the rabbi of the synagogue when it was designed.

The church, designated a Chicago landmark in 1981, was originally a synagogue but has housed the church since 1922.

"For Chicago to lose a landmark like this is irreplaceable. It's devastating," Cramer said.

I'm not sure ... but Annie thinks she hears Michael Ventura's "Long Snake" moaning all the way out here.


Additionally --- Da Black Whole traces, delineates, and clarifies an otherwise impossibly convoluted and occult path of the Beast. Read it here: RAGNAROK.









4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure ... but Annie thinks she hears Michael Ventura's "Long Snake" moaning all the way out here.


# nothin rong with yr hereing



It's like hearing a close relative has died or a good friend. It's heartbreaking," said Ned Cramer, curator of the Chicago Architecture Foundation.


# "Ned Cramer"?!




The cause of the blaze was not immediately known.

Neighbor Terrance Jackson said he saw men working on the building's roof before the fire.


# the wheel was aflame on arrival and they didn't take the elevator down either lol

___________


Don't build no heathen temples
where the lord
done laid a hand.
There's a well on the hill
Let it be.


"Lo and Behold" (Taylor)

Anonymous said...

p.s.


http://www.suntimes.com/special_sections/bluebros/

25 years or so ago, after being "lit" by James Brown, Elwood Blues backflipped down the aisle of the "Triple Rock Church" -- a.k.a. the Pilgrim Baptist Church

"Elwood" is also the name of a certain "mesa" in Santa Barbara

the film's plot, such as it was lol, centered around saving a mythical catholic orphanage from "back taxes"

Elwood's mantra -- some might say excuse! -- was of course "We're On A Mission From God"

Tink said...

lol
Thanks, anonymous!
We would have responded earlier; however, your mask somehow bypassed by e-mail alert notification. ;o)

What *is* it with those Cramers? I think there's something about them on Nick, Jr.

And here I thought the "T" button on *my* descent car stood for "Tearoom."

You reminded Annie that she forgot the link to Michael Ventura's Hear That Long Snake Moan Essay.
It's here:
http://members.aol.com/aarontstokes/MVTitle.html

Also, Da Black Whole holds the Marvelous Ragna Rok Man Son Role novella here:
http://www.littledynamo.blogspot.com/

Understand folks, "Pit Pat" Robertson was born into the bloodline of shady Southern politics. That blood runs deep and traces very far back. He was groomed from Day One to be a politician .. not a theologian. Look closely at Pat's photo for a time. Look real hard. You might even say that Pat, George, and Tony are Kissin' Kuzzins! Go ahead and read Marion G. "Pat" Robertson's biography and see if'n Annie and Anonymous aren't far off track on this bet!

Anonymous said...

preach it sistah!

moe